After time in the Sinai desert (for more information click
here) the horror of our
cruise began. We were
surprised that the guide was supposed to pick us up only at 10 - quite late,
considering that this was to be our only day to actually see Luxor. He took us
to the boat, which was moored not alongside all the other beautiful boats we had
seen on our previous evening walk, but in a deserted area just outside the main
strip of the corniche, with trash strewn about everywhere. The boat was deserted
except for a guy manning the reception. We were getting more and more
apprehensive of what we were in for. We demanded to see the room, and it was
acceptable (although on the first floor, so our window was only a porthole). The
reception staff wanted to hold our passports - alarm bells immediately went off.
Every guidebook we've read told us that under no circumstance should you let
your passport out of your sight. They showed us the pile of passports from other
passengers (where were they?), and with a big leap of faith we handed ours over.
Next we were passed off from the guy who met us on the boat to our real
tourguide, who barely spoke English. We established (mostly through gestures)
that the other passengers had left at 7:30am from the boat, as we should have,
but we were late. Explaining to him that we were told to only be ready to go at
10am didn't help. We told him that we did NOT want to miss out on any of our
guided tours because of Hamis Travel's mistake, and that he was to skip the
lunch and go on with the tour. We kept asking him when we'd join the other tour
group - we thought he was just our temporary guide until we caught up with the
rest of the group. He wasn't able to answer that question.
Our guided tours of the sites we were seeing was a sad joke. He had very, very
little information, and what he did have was mostly wrong. So typically he would
give us his schpiel for 5 minutes, then tell us "ok, free time now, meet in 30
minutes at car". Our supposed tour of Karnak Temple was a little longer - 10
minutes - but all other tourguides were at least 1 hour. He refused to walk out
of the shade, kept complaining about how hot it was, while still wearing an
enormous sweater. Fortunately, we had our Lonely Planet and Let's Go guidebooks
with us, so we ended up self-guiding. Then he would complain when we were back
that we took too long, and that it was so hot. Unbelievable. He would complain
every time Wendy tried to take a picture because she wasn't listening to him.
Not that there was much to listen to - either seriously every Pharaoh who ever
made a statue of himself in Egypt was Ramses II, or our guide was sadly
misinformed.
We finally established that we were never to join another group - he was our
tour guide for the entire cruise. When we got back to the boat, we called Hamis
Travel to complain. Their Luxor rep of course wanted to meet us in person to
discuss (this seems to be a cultural difference - all discussions must take
place in person, and not on the phone!). So we met him on a street corner, and
he told us he would take care of it.
Vaguely re-assured, we headed out that evening by ourselves to the Karnak Temple
sound and lights show. There are various shows throughtout the evening in
various languages - although to be honest, the language was sort of irrelevent.
As is typical for sound and light shows, the narration was over the top and
vaguely annoying. During the first part of the show, the group moves en masse
together through the temple, while they light up various parts, overly dramatic
music plays, and voices drone on in stuffy English accents about stuff that
doesn't make sense. After about 30 minutes of this, they herded us past some
snack stands to some bleechers overlooking the 'sacred' lake, where we could get
an overview of the Temple complex. The rest of the show would take place here.
They lit up various parts of the temple, and the overly dramatic music and
narration went on. And on. Finally after about 30 minutes of this (I pity the
poor family of the guy in front of us who would have to watch his home video of
the *whole thing*) people started getting fed up and leaving, us included. The
first part of the show (walking through the temple at night) was interesting,
but they really could have ended it there.
Upon returning to the boat, we were happy to see other passengers on board. It
was mostly older Europeans, but we found some younger people to hang out with.
The meals (buffet style) were good, but there was not much in the way of
vegetarian food. In addition, despite the lightly filled boat, there was often
not enough food to go around. We learned quickly to load up on deserts as soon
as we got there, or there wouldn't be anything left. For some reason, the
Europeans ate *quickly*. There goes that stereotype.
Returning to our room, we heard a knock at the door. What happened next was a
very uncomfortable moment. It was our tour guide, asking us why he'd been fired.
He tried to blame it on *our* lack of English - because we often switched into
French so he couldn't understand us! English is our first language, so usually;
we don't have too much trouble speaking it! He told us he'd be getting off the
boat, and didn't know if there'd be a replacement. So for the next day, we had
no clue if we'd even have a tour guide. We arranged to tag along with other
people's groups if nothing happened.
Getting through the locks at Esna was like watching grass grow - All the boats
leave Luxor heading south on Monday, and so there's inevitably a huge bottleneck
at the locks. We sat around in an industrial area for almost 24 hours waiting
for our "turn" to pass through the locks. Not really how we'd imagined spending
our vacation.
The weather on the boat in December was brisk. There was a couple of times where
it warmed up enough that we could have swum in the micro-sized swimming pool on
the top sun-deck, but we passed. We didn't see anyone else in the pool either.
Otherwise, it was just a lot of playing cards, reading books, and watching the
scenery go by - some of it pretty, some not so much so.
The interesting thing about watching the Nile go by is the realization of just
how much life the river gives. There is always a strip of land on either side
where there is life, towns, fields, but beyond that.. nothing. Desert,
mountains, nothing.
Edfu was our first stop as we made our way south towards
Aswan. Here was where we met our new guide. He spoke English better than our
first guide, but overall was not much more competent then the first guide. The
temple is located at some distance from the port, so row after row of caleche
drivers (horse and carriage) line up to ferry the tourists to the temple.
When Wendy wanted to take photos of the temple in the setting sun before she
lost the light, guide#2 got upset "You give me your time first, then I give you
my time". In other words, I want to do my piece, say my spiel, then go off and
have a coffee with my buddies in town while you wander around". So, we lost our
light and good photos because we were too Canadian about it and didn't want to
make a fuss.
The temple is very impressive and very well preserved. He did have lots of
interesting stories to tell us - we're not sure how many of them were accurate,
but at least they were entertaining. Frequently, both our guide books disagreed
with what he was saying - and we heard many other tourguides with different
explanations for the same thing.
The next stop was
Kom Ombo. This temple is not in as good
condition as Edfu, but it's also very different and beautiful in its own way.
It's a double temple built during the Ptolemaic and Roman periods. The big
negative, however, is that everyone arrives to visit this temple at once, so
it's crawling with people - a photographer's nightmare. I'm sure the cruise
boats come and go in batches (according to the schedule of the locks), so
visiting Kom Ombo from Aswan by bus, or on a felucca, would be a much better
choice and would let you more truly enjoy it. In addition, since it's only tour
groups there moving as one big mass, as a couple, it was very difficult to
maneuver around them. There are a couple of sights (the calendar, the medical
instruments) that everyone must see, so it sort of forms a line up of tour
groups to see the friezes.
Part of the explanation we got of the medical instruments was that one of the
things we were looking at was bags of ice on someone's head. We thought he was
joking at first, but actually he was completely serious. He just had no clue.
Kom Ombo to
Aswan isn't a very long trip. At this point,
we'd had it with our tour guide. We were supposed to be taken to the Unfinished
Obelisk, the High Dam, and Philae Temple. However, these three things could be
easily combined with a trip to Abu Simbel which we knew we were doing the next
day. We unfortunately had already pre-arranged a trip to Abu Simbel with Hamis
Travel (which didn't include these 3 side-trips). We took a flier on being able
to re-arrange things, and fired our second tour guide and were out on our own
once again. We called Hamis Travel, and fortunately we were able to re-arrange
our day trip to Abu Simbel to include these 3 side trips. So, we had the rest of
the day to ourselves. We wandered down the corniche and took a local ferry
(where finally we were the only tourists) across to the Tombs of the Nobles, up
on a hill overlooking the town. Although nowhere near as impressive as the tombs
that we saw on the West Bank in Luxor, we were the only ones (apart from a not
pushy guard/tour guide) I climbed the hill for a beautiful look over the town
and surrounding countryside.
Back down on the island, we wandered through the Nubian Village. There are two
different Nubian Villages that can be visited around Aswan. It sounds like the
main one has been turned into a tourist trap. This one was a little more
'genuine'. Apart from one small tour group we saw ahead of us, we were only with
the locals. Although most of our encounters with locals were friendly, at one
point some women were shouting something at us and we decided to clear out and
head back to Aswan.
We spent the rest of the day shopping in the market, and headed back to the
cruise boat for our final night/dinner on board.
Early the next morning, we left for
Abu Simbel. Abu
Simbel borders Sudan, and there is heavy security. Tourists from Aswan are
forced to join an early morning motor convoy to the site, several sleepy hours
away. All manner of tour buses jostle for position as they race to the site.
Once there, we only had an hour and a half to enjoy the site.
Since all the tourists from Aswan arrive at the same time, it's a zoo. There are
long lines to get into the tombs, and security guards shouting at you if you
dawdle. It's very difficult to get any good photos since the site is crawling
with people. It's still beautiful, however, and we did enjoy it.
The other way to get there is to take a cruise boat and make a couple of days of
it. I'm sure these lucky people have the site to themselves and can enjoy it at
a much less hurried pace.
There wasn't really enough time to see the sites, but we had to rush back before
our mini-van left. On the way back, we first stopped at the High Dam, which is
definitely not worth visiting. It's a not-very-impressive dam in a
not-very-impressive location. However, it was still a lot more impressive than
the next site, the Unfinished Obelisk, which as far as we could tell, was just a
hunk of big rock lying on the ground with streams of tourists paying $6 US
apiece to see this glorious hunk of rock.
Finally, we headed to Philae Temple, the only side-trip that was worthwhile. Our
mini-bus group joined together to get a good price on the ferry to the island
($1 apiece). The temple is very well preserved, and there are lots of good photo
opportunities. (including an interesting sign outside the cafe!)
The mini-bus dropped us off at the hotel where Hamis Travel had arranged to
leave our stuff for the day (finally, something that worked well!). We spent
some more time exploring Aswan, and then got the evening train back up north to
Luxor.
We arrived in
Luxor exhausted. Hamis Travel had set us up
at the
Arabesque Hotel, and it was pretty bad.
Purportedly 3 stars, those were the worse stars we've ever seen. If we had not
been as tired as we were, we would have switched. We didn't pay for it (Hamis
Travel gave us the voucher for free, but they originally tried to charge us US
$30) and it was still too expensive. It was nasty. The linens had holes and dirt
marks; the shower was explicitly constructed to inflict maximum head injuries on
anyone above 5 feet tall, the street noise was very bad, etc. Fortunately it was
only one night and we travel with our own towels.
Post trip update: Hamis Travel compensated us $100 for the
problems we had. On a $1200 price tag for the cruise, this was hardly
sufficient compensation.