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Club Med Kani, Maldives

December 25, 2001
by Wendy
activities, beach, bungalows, club med, diving, drinks, Kani, pool, resort, restaurant, seaplane, snorkeling, The Maldives, weather
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We spent two weeks at Club Med Kani, Maldives from Dec. 15th to the 30th 2001.  Kani is a new Club Med resort, but it is not actually a new hotel. They purchased a German resort and added a pool and other Club Med-isms to it. The new club opened up in mid-November. It is a 3 trident club (Out of 4 tridents).

GETTING THERE

Airplane Map Zurich to Maldives
Airplane Map Zurich to Maldives
We left from Paris (where we were living at the time). From there, it was 1 hour to Zurich on an empty AOM/SwissAir/BalAir charter. In Zurich, we had to get off and when we got back on the plane was full. 10 hours later we were in Male, the capital of the Maldives. The charter had excellent service, but the seats were uncomfortable (even for airplane seats). They also made everyone in economy class pay for earphones for the movies ($5 US), and alcohol was not included. Otherwise, the charter was excellent.

 

Maldive Atolls from the Plane
Maldive Atolls from the Plane
The Male airport is very efficient and clean. The passport/customs staff helped us fill out our form (we weren’t done in time) and we were admitted very quickly. We checked in at the Club Med counter after a 10 minute wait, and dashed to the bathroom to change into our shorts.

Our vacation didn’t start off very well. The boats from the airport to the club were very old and uncomfortable, especially considering it’s an hour transfer time. There is shade for most seats, however. Our engine cut out about 5 minutes out of the dock.  All of a sudden we hear “Il est en feu!  Il est en feu!” (It’s on fire!  It’s on fire!”) and smoke started pouring out of it.  Not exactly a relaxing beginning…  The other boat towed us backward away from some rocks. No one told us what was going on or what they were going to do about it. After about half an hour they fixed the engine, and we were back on our way to the club.  We were particularly bitter when we saw all the other resorts picking up their guests in modern speedboats.

Club Med Kani Sunset
Club Med Kani Sunset
From the US, getting to the Maldives can be a bit tricky. The only American family we met had a grueling 30 plus hour trip to get to Male from Chicago. They had to arrange their own transport. Club Med would not even let them on the transfer boat without paying $40/head each way. Water taxis were available, but despite what they had been told by Club Med, were expensive. They were also reticent to take an hour long boat ride with a service they knew nothing about.
 
Once we arrived at the Club, we were met, as usual, by all the GO’s, given a drink and taken to our room very quickly. As soon as we saw the island, we breathed a sigh of relief, as the property was so spectacular.

THE ISLAND

The Banyan Tree
The Banyan Tree
The Club is situated on its own small island (as are most of the Maldives resorts).  The restaurants, pool, bar, etc. are all in the middle of the island just off the dock. There is a huge banyan tree in the middle of all these buildings, which casts shade on a huge amount of area. The rooms are very well spread out, and the island is full of palms, trees, and flowers.  Landscaping is superb. The paths could use a bit more lighting at night, but overall they were fine.

view of the path to the rooms in the middle of the island.
view of the path to the rooms in the middle of the island.
Some people complained about the long walk from their room to the restaurant (10-15 minutes), but the walk is absolutely beautiful and almost always in shade.  There are rows of trees with paths all over the island, so even in the middle of the day it’s possible to go for a walk around the island without burning up.  Despite having only been recently purchased by Club Med, the property really already felt like a Club Med resort. 
 
On the back side of the island, we got this picture of the sunset over the service dock.
On the back side of the island, we got this picture of the sunset over the service dock.
Contrary to what we were expecting, the beach is not bare-feet-friendly. It is mostly composed of ground up coral and as such it is quite difficult to walk on. Bring your Tevas (sports sandals)!  Not all of the Maldives beaches are like this, however. (see the Excursions section). On the plus side however, all that coral provides a home for lots of sea life. There is a constant show of baby sharks right off the restaurant deck. We also saw eels, rays, and many different kinds of fish – all without getting our feet wet!

There is also bats all over the island – no, don’t worry, they’re not man-eating beasts of the night. These are fruit bats, that you often see during the day flying from tree to tree. Scared the heck out of us the first time we saw one, though!
There hasn’t (yet?) been much of an effort made to add nice decorations to the club. Most of the signs, walkways etc had a fairly generic look, and certainly not the exotic look we felt at Columubus Isle.

Club Med Kani Infinity Pool
Club Med Kani Infinity Pool
The pool is excellent. It is located behind the beach as you arrive. It is constructed so that there is no visible edge on the side next to the ocean. This makes for a beautiful blending of the pool/ocean. The deck and deckchairs are all wood and well-made (although there was a strange discrepancy between the number of deckchair cushions and deckchairs). There is a bar right beside the pool. The staff also occasionally made rounds of the pool taking orders. This is by far the best Club Med pool we’ve seen – or heck, it’s the most beautiful pool we’ve ever seen – and perhaps that explains why we spent almost all our days around it. The only problem with the pool was a dirty-brown ring that developed every day around the edge of the water, despite the fact that they seemed to clean the pool daily. There’s also some sand at the bottom of the pool, but this is no surprise, given its location. There is a sound system beside the pool, and the Chef allowed some GM’s to DJ the pool music during the day.

The only negative point the pool gets is that one day we were sitting there and a huge prawn leaf came crashing down from a palm next to us. Luckily there was no one there, but it could have really hurt someone. Better maintenance of the trees would have taken care of that.

THE WEATHER
Almost perfect, day after day. In two weeks, we experienced a few rain storms, but they were short and generally at night. It was very hot – 35 degrees C plus (95 degrees Fahrenheit)  every day. The heat was made a lot more bearable by the shade available everywhere, and almost anywhere you are on the resort, a quick dip in the ocean is only a 1 minute walk. The only time the heat became really unbearable is in the restaurants (where there really aren’t enough fans) and in the disco, which is the same temperature as your average sauna.

THE ROOM

Our room
Our room
The first room we were taken to had two twin beds in it :(. We transferred the next day (this was the earliest that was possible) to a room with a king. The rooms are very clean with lots of space. The air conditioning works very well and is quiet. There is a mini-fridge in the room. Our second room had a hairdryer. The rooms definitely have a bit of a ‘worn’ look to them, and certainly the bathrooms could use some renovation. But they were more than acceptable. The towels are soft, (despite still being from the old hotel, with the old hotel’s logo) the sheets feel new, etc. We had a few ants in our room (no big deal), but no other unwanted visitors inside the room. However, almost half the nights we were there we were rudely woken up at 4-5am by the mice that live in the coconut trees above. They scamper along the loud metal roofs and make quite a racket. The first time it happened, we were convinced someone (or something) had broken into the room. A lot of other guests complained about the same thing. We heard the club is trying to fix the problem by getting rid of the fruit from the trees.

Club Med Kani Water Bungalows.  These were wiped out by the tsunami but have since been replaced.
Club Med Kani Water Bungalows. These were wiped out by the tsunami but have since been replaced.
There are also two other classes of accommodation. There is a "VIP" room, which we didn’t get to see (the only difference we heard of was a remote-control for the air-conditioning). There are also brand new water-bungalows. These rooms are built out over the water on stilts and are reached by a boardwalk. We visited one on our last day. These truly looked exquisite and worthy of a 4-trident rating. With beautiful wood flooring, each bungalow has its own deck overlooking the ocean with steps descending to the water (for those late-night swims!). Great tile in the bathroom. It looked truly wonderful. And of course, booked up way ahead of time.
All of the rooms have water that is solar-heated. This is fine if you take showers in the evening, but if you’re an early-bird you might not get water that’s very hot. Of course, it made us feel a heck of a lot less guilty about the long showers we took!

The water is not drinkable, as it’s not completely desalinated. However, there is free spring water available (in glasses) from the bar/restaurant, and you can buy bottles to bring back to your room from the bar.

SPORTS


Snorkeling:

The snorkeling boats were often overloaded, and hardly modern. Picture this boat with 35 people and their gear in it.
The snorkeling boats were often overloaded, and hardly modern. Picture this boat with 35 people and their gear in it.
Snorkeling is by far the most popular activity at the club. It was also the most disappointing. Every morning and afternoon, one or two very old boats (which were never intended to be snorkeling boats) headed out from the jetty to various spots. Often, the boats truly resembled refugee boats. With 35 GM’s each, they were riding so low we thought they would take on water at any second. On one excursion, there were 75 people (despite the technical limit of 70) – with only *two* GO’s organizing them. It’s hard to relax and enjoy the fish while you’re pushing people’s fins out of your face, and trying to ignore them screaming to each other every time they spot a fish.

The dive building and classroom for the dive school.
The dive building and classroom for the dive school.
Mornings were a lot quieter. However, it was no guarantee of a good excursion either as the snorkeling itself was good but not great. We saw a lot of fish, but almost all the coral is dead (thanks to El Nino). Thanks to the excellent snorkeling GO who pointed it out, we also saw a sea turtle. We also heard of many other sea turtle sightings. On one excursion, we saw dolphins on the way back. Apparently, dolphins are normally very common in the Maldives but for some reason they hadn’t been spotting them around Kani at the time we were there.

They do not pre-announce what sites they are visiting, but decide on the spot according to currents etc. The currents can be strong, and the locations can be fairly close to the Atoll itself. Two out of the three sites we saw were deep, and so if you didn’t do surface dives, this really limited what you could see.

Overall we did not find the snorkeling as good as we did in the Bahamas, Puerto Rico, or Florida.

Sailing:

We went sailing a few times. The boats were fine, in very good condition. They were missing a few boats however, as their rudders had been broken on the coral. There was a lot of wind while we were there due to a cyclone in Sri Lanka. June and July are apparently normally the windy time of year. You have to be careful about the tides as there is a lot of coral you can ground on. (They have the times listed on a board at the sailing shack).

Windsurfing:

We didn’t do any, but thought we should include in the report that they have very, very few (3) of the larger sails. There also did not appear to be a system to reserve one of these boards and this was an extremely popular activity. As beginners, one of the reasons we didn’t do it it because of all the coral in the water. The other reason is that we were lazy and did we mention the pool was awesome…

Kayaking:

When it’s not windy, the kayaking is good. The paddles are all plastic and thus fairly light. There are some small islands that you can paddle out to, although we heard that one of them was covered in garbage.

Bocce Ball (Petanque):

The ground under the banyan tree was a little uneven in spots but otherwise the equipment was good. However, be warned that Americans won’t do well up against all the Europeans in the tournaments, since this is a daily activity for them.

THE FOOD

This is the restaurant building. Unfortunately, not air conditioned or properly ventilated.
This is the restaurant building. Unfortunately, not air conditioned or properly ventilated.
The food was the biggest disappointment of the trip. It is by far the worst Club Med food we’d ever had. Perhaps this is due to it being a new Club, but often it seemed like their raw ingredients just weren’t very good. They even had problems with serving good fish. There was no chocolate bread, no ice cream (rumour had it they were getting a machine in early 2001), no soft drink machine.

They had available fresh papaya, mango, pineapple and watermelon juice every morning, but unfortunately the consistently made it more like soup then juice. In the morning, the cereal or fruit was often crawling with fruit flies. The food was never ever hot – even when we arrived shortly after the opening of the restaurant. The passion fruit was very sour, bananas often tasteless (the fat ones. When they had the thin ones, they were delicious!).

One day, the restaurant had a barbecue, Kani-style.
One day, the restaurant had a barbecue, Kani-style.
We really resented the way the Chef de Restaurant treated his staff. He treated everyone like dirt, even yelling at the GM’s when they couldn’t get his precious little beer machine to work. The restaurant was quite warm, especially in the food service area. There were four fans, and one day not a single one was turned on. You can imagine what it was like for the two guys who were standing next to the oven, baking pizzas. When we asked the Chef de Restaurant about it, he pretended not to understand, even though we asked in both English and French! A friend of ours also went and asked and finally later at dinner when he asked for the second time the man finally agreed to turn the fans on!
In fact, both restaurants were poorly ventilated. That, combined with the temperatures and humidity made for many sticky meals.

They really need a new pastry chef. The desserts were almost always a disappointment when compared to the other clubs. The muffins more closely resembled hardballs. And the breads really did not live up to other clubs. (The one day they had chocolate bread we actually didn’t finish even a slice – it just wasn’t good).  The dishes were very badly labeled (often they weren’t at all). This was bad news to any vegetarians, or anyone with a special diet. (Although the staff was very helpful and friendly).

The saving grace at the restaurant was the Chinese chef. He was a trainer at the Club, so we’re not sure if he will continue to be there. However, his dishes were excellent, and always had the longest lineups.  Wendy is vegetarian, and one day when she went to check out the Asian selections, they all had meat. He actually told her to come back in 5 minutes, and served her the fried rice before he added the meat to it!

The staff (GE’s) in the village were by far the kindest and happiest GE’s we’ve ever seen. In the evening restaurant, they were truly exceptional. They are mostly from Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Pakistan, and we had many interesting conversations with them. They almost made up for the Chef de Restaurant.

The village's "funny-man", Tintin, takes shelter from the "rain".
The village's "funny-man", Tintin, takes shelter from the "rain".
DAYTIME ENTERTAINMENT
There was the usual sun dances, fashion shows (basically pushing boutique-wear), pool games, etc. They didn’t have that much equipment for the pool games, and often they attracted more kids than adults.

EVENING ENTERTAINMENT

Cocktail Night
Cocktail Night
The shows were sub-par for Club Med. This could be due to the fact that the Club had only been open for a month when we were there. The house band was good, but failed to get a crowd out on the dance floor. By the time the DJ took over it was too late . The second week we were there, the action on the dance floor really picked up, and it was crowded. And extremely HOT. There aren’t even any fans in that section of the bar. With the lights, and all the dancing people crammed into a smallish space and the temperature hot to begin with, everyone was a sweaty mess almost immediately. (Not that that stopped us from dancing). They really need to install fans. Badly.  There was a few special evenings since we were there at Christmas. The cocktail party was a lot of fun – badly mixed drinks served in pineapples just taste so much better.

GM’s

This is mostly a French club with a lot of Australian and Asian guests as well. In the two weeks we were there there was only one American family. The first week we were there there were a lot of honeymooning couples. They were replaced by children during the second week. Pool games in the afternoon often turned into the "Mini Club". The kids weren’t badly behaved, it’s just that there were too many of them for a club with no organized activities for them.

EXCURSIONS


"The Blue Lagoon" Shopping Excursion:
On this excursion we took a speed boat to the next island over. The GO walked us through the village, local school, house etc., then we went shopping in a strip of tourist souvenir boutiques. It was interesting and cheap, but hardly a true Maldivian experience.

Rhiveli Seaplane Excursion:

Club Med Kani Rhiveli Excursion
Club Med Kani Rhiveli Excursion
This was a full day excursion. We took a seaplane (very cool) on a too-short trip to an Atoll on the other side of the Maldives. Beautiful scenery from the seaplane, and a surprisingly smooth ride.

Activities during the day included: Snorkeling (right off the beach – great fish but we didn’t make it out to the deep water, since only the GO knew the path through the coral, and she didn’t come back for us slowpokes!). Picnic on an island (we were supposed to walk from the main island to this island where the picnic was across a sandspit, with "water up to our knees", more like half our body – fine, except that we were worried about soaking our stuff). And of course, more shopping.

Club Med Kani Seaplane Excursion
Club Med Kani Seaplane Excursion
The most spectacular parts of the day were the seaplane itself, and the island where we ate lunch. There was beautiful sand everywhere, palm trees, truly paradise. Otherwise, the rest was an unorganized mess. The speedboat rides between islands were uncomfortable, the GO was incompetent, we wasted a lot of time waiting for the other GM’s to meet up with us (we’re Canadian. We’re punctual), etc. It was an expensive excursion as well, and I think overall the day would have been better spent around the pool.

PICTURES

Please check here for the rest of the pictures. Sorry about the poor quality, they were taken with the ZR10 digital camcorder.

CONCLUSION
 
The spa where Ian got a good, basic massage.
The spa where Ian got a good, basic massage.
We trust that Club Med is going to take care of the problems that we’ve written about, and that’s why we recommend this resort. The island is beautiful. The rooms are great. There are so many spots to be completely alone on this beautiful island.  However, there are too many rough edges to give it an unrestricted thumbs up. The Club had only been opened 6 weeks when we were there, so hopefully by now they’ve ironed out some of the wrinkles we’ve mentioned above. We see they’ve already replaced the Chef du Village, which is a good thing. The water bungalows offer superb accommodation, if you can get them, and definitely worth the extra $. The Club has fantastic potential, and the basics are all there for a great resort. We don’t regret having gone, not even for a moment. The trip from France, however, is a lot easier then traveling from the US.

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